- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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