- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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