A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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