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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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