Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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XD Jackass.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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