- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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