- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

no

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

1+1=2

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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