What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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