- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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