when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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