- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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