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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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