don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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men's rights activists

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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gay pom...

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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