What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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