- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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