why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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