- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Waffles ate my grandma

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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