- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Abortion.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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