Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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How about that airline food?

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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