Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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