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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

knock,knock you suck

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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