In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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