- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

were at work systems r down

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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