What comes after 69? 70

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Anti Joke

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