- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A dancer walks into a barre

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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