- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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