- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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