- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

an ethopian thanksgiving

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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