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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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