- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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