- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

a skinny sumo wrestler

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock knock It's open, come in

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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