Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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