Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

i killed my family

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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