- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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