- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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