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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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