Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

The Colts this year.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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