Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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