- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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