- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what goes boo a sock

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Stop Spam Read Books

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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