- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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