- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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