- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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