- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How high is the sky? True or False

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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