Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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