these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Who is it?

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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