- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

i hate non minorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Dead girls can't say no.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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