Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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