- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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