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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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