How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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