why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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