If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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