Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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