- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Logan's gay

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??