An orphan falls off a cliff.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What is the name of the car? What

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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