Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

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