What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Logan's gay

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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