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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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