- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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