- Anti Joke

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.