I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I am quite mature.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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