What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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