- Anti Joke

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

i killed my family

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.