whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

salad days!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

your mum

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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