Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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