Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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