- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

Whats funny? Your face.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

y u no like me joke?

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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