- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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