How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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