What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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