You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Emily Walker.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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