- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Women's professional sports

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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