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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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