What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

hi charles lattuca III

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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