Camerons hair is Curly..

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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