- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A van drives into a car.

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