the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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