- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

This sentance contains three errers

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what goes boo a sock

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

The government

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