- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

How high is the sky? True or False

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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