That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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