- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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