Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Click here to end the world.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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