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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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