Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Matthew Baker

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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how do you win a game try your best

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