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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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