- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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