- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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