- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your mom.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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