- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

woman's rights

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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