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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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