- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Justin Bieber.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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