- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Sarah Jessica Parker

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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