A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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