- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Justin Bieber.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

No your aunties a joke

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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