- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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