- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's brown and sticky A stick

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Women's rights.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Knock Knock Who did that?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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