Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Kys

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Nickelback

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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