- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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