- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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