You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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