- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

I have a horse.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Make me famous

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.