All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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penis in the camel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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My mom

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